If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity
Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle
OH MY LORDE
harry potter didn’t have to do p.e. so why do i
Harry Potter played quidditch.
harry potter never did the beep test
Apparently when you are in a job interview and the interviewer asks you to choose one word that best describes yourself, the correct answer is not “Fergalicious.”
if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents
hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before
"no one did well on this assignment so it just wont count"
So I went over to my boyfriend’s house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says ‘I love you, and I’m glad you’re mine’ and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said ‘mine’ in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting ‘MINE!’ at each other for a solid minute.