What in fucks name is this flying water
liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret
A kiss makes your day but anal sex makes your hole weak
[ PASSIONATELY SINGS A SONG IN A LANGUAGE I DON’T UNDERSTAND]
I love how they’re all Disney.
I love how the person who sings Belle passionately doesn’t know what bonjour means
I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK
The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem
THESE TOOK ME LIKE TEN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH I WAS CRYING AT EACH ONE
this post is terrifyingly funny when your high.
Holy shit I am dying from laughter
"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."
do i want a dragon or do i want to be a dragon
do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”
"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better
my blog will make you horny ;)
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS