Kaleidoscope Dragon
blackumi:

What in fucks name is this flying water

blackumi:

What in fucks name is this flying water

shialebuffalo:

liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret

pokemaam:

A kiss makes your day but anal sex makes your hole weak

spectromagiic:

nowthatswhaticallblogging:

astrangebohemian:

haildisney:

kristoffbjorgman:

catie-does-things:

[ PASSIONATELY SINGS A SONG IN A LANGUAGE I DON’T UNDERSTAND] 

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I love how they’re all Disney.

I love how the person who sings Belle passionately doesn’t know what bonjour means 

girlwholovesdragons:

temperamentalheavingheart:

thinkthatthetimehascome:

ianoshea:

jocundasykes:

welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

ICH WEINE

The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem

THESE TOOK ME LIKE TEN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH I WAS CRYING AT EACH ONE

this post is terrifyingly funny when your high.

homohotlips69

Holy shit I am dying from laughter

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

super-who-lockian:

yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

what dog?

l0stwooods:

do i want a dragon or do i want to be a dragon

budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

startrekspeare:

"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS